“Hey Melvin, what’s that white stuff in the air?”
“Hmm?”
“That white stuff. In the air.”
“ That’s snow Satan.”
“What is snow?”
“The white stuff in the air. Those are little snowflakes.”
“I’m gong to inspect them.”
“Be warned, they’re co- never mind. You’re gone.”
“Melvin.”
“Yes, Satan?”
“Snow is cold.”
“You think?”
“Yeah, did not suspect that.”
“Should have listened to me.”
“Sorry.”
“Don’t worry, I’m not mad.”
“You’re not?”
“Nah. You’ve learned your lesson.”
“Melvin?”
“ Yes?”
“Why are all those people walking with pine trees?”
“Because it’s almost Christmas.”
“What is Christmas?”
“A human holiday. We celebrate the birth of Christ.”
“Who